| Q: | How many followers do you have? |
| A: | You don't just ask that, that's rude. |
| Q: | Do you follow back? |
| A: | No, how dare you, that's just rude. |
| Q: | Check out my blog? |
| A: | You just have to ask. |
| Q: | Vote for me? |
| A: | Who do you think you are? That is SO rude. |
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